What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?.It had wooden wheels, a wooden engine, wooden transmission, and wooden work! What type of horses only go out at night?.What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?.What do you get when you cross a farmer and some trendy headphones?.Where does a farmer get his medicine from?.What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?.Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?īecause the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!.What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?.What’s black and white and eats like a horse?.What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn’t fit into the pen?.We’d tell them to the dog, but he’d herd them all! As farmers, we hear a lot of jokes about sheep.What is a farmer’s favorite Bruce Springsteen song?.Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?.Or, if you’ve already put the kids to bed and are looking for a more mature laugh, you can sneak over to our dirty jokes page. Want to hear more jokes about Old McDonald’s farm animals? Check out our joke pages on chickens, sheep, horses, and more jokes for kids. (Whether you’re growing those pumpkins or just picking them.) These jokes, puns, and even riddles are exactly what you need after a day on the farm. You know another topic that seems to warrant its fair share of jokes? That’s right - farming, farmers, and farm life offer quite the breadth of subject matter one can giggle over. There’s even a giant chunk of jokes dedicated to bananas. From jokes about spooky ghosts and their favorite season ( Autumn, of course) to the vast amount of jokes about our favorite holiday ( spoiler: it’s Christmas), there’s literally a joke for any occasion.
What about when that silliness fails, though? Sometimes you just need a good joke.Īnd luckily we’ve gathered plenty of jokes for kids and adults alike. Pigs are often hilarious, rooting around in the mud and sounding off with funny grunts. If you spend enough time around them (which, as a farmer, you will!), these creatures will certainly make you laugh. After all, farming involves lots of amusing animals. And while that work is certainly dirty and backbreaking, that doesn’t mean you can’t have fun. At the end of the day, you typically have something to show for the work you’ve put in. But it’s also rewarding, whether you’ve just pulled a struggling calf from his mama or you’re eating the literal fruits of your labor. Please, contact me if you need extended license (more than 500 sales).Farming is hard, y’all. Please, note that commercial use does not include reselling as is (as graphics) or on customizable goods made on demand like t-shirts, cups, magnets, digital templates, where the clipart contributes to the core value of the product. You can use my cliparts in a personal or small commercial project (up to 500 sales) for yourself or a client. Please, note that you will receive a digital product for instant download. Vector software like Adobe Illustrator or Inkscape is needed for editing svg. Vector eps files are fully editable - you can change color, size (without loosing quality), use a different background, remove parts or use just an outline. colorful & black and white outline version These illustrations are great for web-sites, articles, prints, labels or stickers, invitations and postcards, banners, t-shirts or scrapbooking and other kids projects! No gradients used, easy to print and edit. Happy farmer has grown a lot of vegetables.